dear god when i get to heaven please let me bring harry styles
(via onedirectioncutefacts)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principals convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via doctor-loki-holmes)
why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”
ohmygod
(via doctor-loki-holmes)
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
(via doctor-loki-holmes)
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
(via snapeismyking)
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
(via theredanemone)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye
(via onedirectioncutefacts)
DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD
oh look now it’s normal
sarcastic
LOUD
incredibly sarcastic
(via doctor-loki-holmes)
i still think 2007 was 3 years ago
(Source: tomdefaggot, via littleme-bigworld)
will graham finally quits the fbi
“this is my resign”
(via willgrahamcrackr)
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